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Monday, January 12, 2009

Meet Me and my Friend Sir Frigidaire

What's happening everyone? Raisi Mobele here, and I want to introduce you to someone special. I want you to say hello to my lil' friend (source: Tony Montana of Scarface). His name is Sir Frigidaire (Frigi for short). He and I are great friends. We share the same personality, the same friends and family and the same lifestyle. Funny to say, but we are a pair of strong dark individuals who are loved and needed in many people's lives daily! I can't necessarily claim that we're twins (for obvious reasons) but I can say we are pretty damn close. I can talk about myself through speech, but Sir Frigidaire isn't so talented, so he usually displays his identity by letting people look inside him. It's actually pretty cool . Here's are ten items you would definitely see:

  1. One Gallon of Whole Milk: Sir Frigidaire and I are very competitive people . He and I believe that in life, you either go hard all the way or don't go at all. So when it comes to the milk he holds, you're guaranteed nothing less.. gotta keep it 100%.
  2. Homesqueezed Orange Juice (lots of pulp): Sir Frigidaire and I love homesqueezed OJ. We share a common philosophy of keeping it real. You know, the "what you see is what you get" type of thing. No artificial additives or preservatives here. Just keeping it pure and natural all the time. We will always be ourselves, whether you like it or not.
  3. Three Cartons of Jumbo Sized Eggs: Frigi and I like eggs for breakfast. And like our preferred recipe, we are very optimistic people. We like to see things with the sunny side up.
  4. Leftover Cassava Leaves, Cornmeal, Pinto Beans and Chicken in a Container: Typical dish from the Democratic Republic of Congo, the country that I was born and will keep in my heart until the day I die.
  5. Jello: Sir Frigidaire and I are fun to be with. We love to have fun, and we love to eat fun food. Jello is certainly one of them. Jello is also cool because it's firm and strong, and it stays in the bowl no matter how much you shake it. My beliefs are like that: firm and strong, no matter how much you criticize them.
  6. Baking Soda: Frigi and I keep it fresh from head to toe. We like to keep ourselves clean and sanitary all the time, and we never let anything spoil. Not the food we eat, our attitudes, our self-esteem, grades in school, not even our jump shot in basketball. I'm telling you: NOTHING!
  7. Mixed Vegetables: Sir Frigidaire loves mixed veggies. I do too. We love the diversity of mixed vegetables. Come to think of it, we love diversity in general. It's fun, and it's healthy for your living. But hey c'mon you knew that, right? After all, it is mixed vegetables we're talking about here.
  8. Sushi: As you may know, sushi is a Japanese sensation. I love Japan. I actually lived in Japan for two years as a little toddler. My first words were Japanese (crazy right?). Frigi is pretty jealous about my past over there. Too bad having a container of sushi is the closest he'll get to Japan.
  9. Buckeye Ice Cream - Frigi and I are proud to be Buckeyes. So he always keeps a carton of buckeye ice cream inside him for pride., something that both of us possess in abundance.
  10. A Sack of Oranges: I'm like a peeled orange in many ways. First of all, I'm a sweet, nice type of person who is easy to get along with. It's pretty easy to get to know me, and I'm from a tropical environment. On the other hand, watch out. If anyone pushes me to my limits and annoys me I will not hesitate to spray the juice and give a piece of my mind, and trust me it might make people cry.
Well, it's about that time again to call it a day. Frigi and I are very glad to meet you. If you could, leave us a comment and tell us what you think Frigi should add to his collection of items, and we'll let you know what we think about it. Oh wait! Before we leave, here's a little gift just for you:

A nice bowl of burnt rice, freshly made for you to savor and love! Enjoy the meal and have a nice day ;-)!